Kissing someone on the lips who has had collagen lip injections is like kissing that person’s butt or some animal’s butt.
Entries tagged as ‘thoughts’
Trout Pout
April 20, 2008 · 1 Comment
Categories: Celebrities · Random
Tagged: botox, Celebrities, collagen, culture, funny, health, Humor, life, lip, lip augmentation, plastic surgery, Random, thoughts, trout pout
Vegetarians
April 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment
Vegetarians are strange because a cow would eat you if he could.
Categories: Random · Uncategorized
Tagged: cows, culture, food, funny, Humor, life, lifestyle, Random, thoughts
Fudge Tracks
April 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment
The first thing I think of when I hear the word “fudge tracks” is not ice cream.
Categories: Random
Tagged: business, culture, food, funny, Humor, ice cream, life, Random, thoughts
Doubt
April 16, 2008 · 3 Comments
When in doubt blame a hippie, because you know a hippie won’t fight back.
Categories: People · Random
Tagged: culture, funny, hippies, Humor, life, Random, thoughts
Life isn’t fair
April 16, 2008 · 1 Comment
Anyone who tells you life isn’t fair is either your mother or just took advantage of you.
Categories: People · Random
Tagged: comedy, culture, entertainment, family, friends, funny, Humor, life, mohter, Random, thoughts
Hippies
April 15, 2008 · 1 Comment
It is physically impossible to say the word “hippie” five times without cracking a smile.
Categories: People · Random
Tagged: comedy, culture, entertainment, funny, hippie, Humor, laugh, life, news, Random, science, smile, thoughts
Divorce in Alabama
April 15, 2008 · 4 Comments
If you live in Alabama and divorce your wife, she is still your sister.
Categories: People · Random
Tagged: Alabama, American South, brother, culture, divorce, family, friends, funny, Humor, life, love, marriage, Random, sister, thoughts
Punks
April 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment
Punks are really just European hippies who listen to loud music.
Categories: People
Tagged: culture, entertainment, Europe, hippies, Humor, life, music, news, Punks, Random, thoughts
Fanny Packs
April 15, 2008 · 2 Comments
If your only option is to wear a fanny pack, than you don’t have any real options.
Categories: People · Random
Tagged: clothes, culture, entertainment, fanny pack, fashion, funny, Humor, life, personal, Random, thoughts, tourist, travel
