You Heard Me: A blog about stating the obvious

Entries tagged as ‘entertainment’

Life isn’t fair

April 16, 2008 · 1 Comment

Anyone who tells you life isn’t fair is either your mother or just took advantage of you.

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Hippies

April 15, 2008 · 1 Comment

hippie It is physically impossible to say the word “hippie” five times without cracking a smile.

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Punks

April 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Punks are really just European hippies who listen to loud music.

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Fanny Packs

April 15, 2008 · 2 Comments

If your only option is to wear a fanny pack, than you don’t have any real options.

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Apples and Oranges

April 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

apples and oranges Oranges are orange, so apples should be apple.

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Randy

April 14, 2008 · 1 Comment

Naming your child “Randy” is the equivalent of naming your child “horny.”

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White People

April 14, 2008 · 1 Comment

White People Stuff White People Like is funny, but white people themselves are not funny.

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Voting

April 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

voting Only those people who vote get to complain about the government.

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Law Firms

April 14, 2008 · 2 Comments

law firm

Contrary to popular belief, law firms are more evil than big oil.

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Men in Capris

April 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Man in capris Men should never wear capris, because it looks like they raided their girlfriend’s closet for something to wear.

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