You Heard Me: A blog about stating the obvious

Trout Pout

verdadverde — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:11:54 +0000

Kissing someone on the lips who has had collagen lip injections is like kissing that person’s butt or some animal’s butt.

verdadverde — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:27:24 +0000

Vegetarians are strange because a cow would eat you if he could.

verdadverde — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:06:34 +0000

The first thing I think of when I hear the word “fudge tracks” is not ice cream.

verdadverde — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:39:40 +0000

When in doubt blame a hippie, because you know a hippie won’t fight back.

verdadverde — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:08:14 +0000

Anyone who tells you life isn’t fair is either your mother or just took advantage of you.

verdadverde — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:48:36 +0000

It is physically impossible to say the word “hippie” five times without cracking a smile.

verdadverde — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:09:35 +0000

If you live in Alabama and divorce your wife, she is still your sister.

verdadverde — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:22:13 +0000

Punks are really just European hippies who listen to loud music.

verdadverde — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:31:11 +0000

If your only option is to wear a fanny pack, than you don’t have any real options.

verdadverde — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:30:00 +0000

Today is a very taxing day.