You Heard Me: A blog about stating the obvious

Trout Pout

April 20, 2008 · 1 Comment

Kissing someone on the lips who has had collagen lip injections is like kissing that person’s butt or some animal’s butt.

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Vegetarians

April 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Vegetarians are strange because a cow would eat you if he could.

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Fudge Tracks

April 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The first thing I think of when I hear the word “fudge tracks” is not ice cream.

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Doubt

April 16, 2008 · 3 Comments

When in doubt blame a hippie, because you know a hippie won’t fight back.

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Life isn’t fair

April 16, 2008 · 1 Comment

Anyone who tells you life isn’t fair is either your mother or just took advantage of you.

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Hippies

April 15, 2008 · 1 Comment

hippie It is physically impossible to say the word “hippie” five times without cracking a smile.

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Divorce in Alabama

April 15, 2008 · 4 Comments

If you live in Alabama and divorce your wife, she is still your sister.

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Punks

April 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Punks are really just European hippies who listen to loud music.

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Fanny Packs

April 15, 2008 · 2 Comments

If your only option is to wear a fanny pack, than you don’t have any real options.

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Today, April 15

April 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Today is a very taxing day.

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