Kissing someone on the lips who has had collagen lip injections is like kissing that person’s butt or some animal’s butt.
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Vegetarians
Vegetarians are strange because a cow would eat you if he could.
Fudge Tracks
The first thing I think of when I hear the word “fudge tracks” is not ice cream.
Doubt
When in doubt blame a hippie, because you know a hippie won’t fight back.
Life isn’t fair
Anyone who tells you life isn’t fair is either your mother or just took advantage of you.
Hippies
It is physically impossible to say the word “hippie” five times without cracking a smile.
Divorce in Alabama
If you live in Alabama and divorce your wife, she is still your sister.
Punks
Punks are really just European hippies who listen to loud music.
Fanny Packs
If your only option is to wear a fanny pack, than you don’t have any real options.
